Happy holidays, you hot mess.
A job that doesn't ever require you to show up until noon, or stay later than 5 p.m.
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Dishes that wash, dry, and reshelve themselves as soon as you put them in the sink.
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A landlord who sometimes just forgets to ask for rent.
The superpower of knowing all the lyrics to every song that comes on at a party.
