“I’m writing to express interest in your unpaid internship.”
1. Getting a paper cut.
2. Having an itch on the underside of your foot.
3. Losing a contact lens inside your eye.
4. Telling your crush how you feel.
5. Waiting for your crush to text you back.
6. Receiving a text that says "k."
7. Squeezing lemon juice on your paper cut.
8. Restless leg syndrome.
9. Sitting next to a baby on a plane.
10. Sitting next to a smelly person on a plane.
11. Sitting between a baby and a smelly person on a plane.
12. Watching "Eat, Pray, Love."
13. Watching "Eat, Pray, Love" over and over again, back to back for a year.
14. Being banned from
15. Having your wisdom teeth removed.
16. Stubbing your toe.
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17. Reading the entire phonebook aloud.
18. Washing someone's dentures.
19. Smelling nailpolish remover.
20. Reaching over the side of your bed to reach your phone charger.
21. Riding an elevator that stops on every floor.
22. Riding an elevator that stops on every floor that someone just farted in.
23. Riding an elevator with your ex and needing to fart.
24. Watching a toenail removal surgery.
25. Undergoing a toenail removal surgery.
26. Reading nothing but internet comments for the rest of your life.
27. Living with a permanent wedgie.
28. Constantly needing to poop but never being able.
29. Seeing a headline that ends with "You Won't Believe What Happens Next!"
30. And not being able to click it.
31. Being stood up.
32. Spending 24 hours in a room with teenagers.
33. Accidentally liking an Instagram your crush posted 80 weeks ago.
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