Hey there, boob sweat.
Because the entire concept of swimsuits was not designed with us in mind.
Interscope Records
Because buying a bikini top and bottom of the same size is completely impossible.
I feel you, Johnny.
Cartoon Network
And because even if we find the right size, it would take magic for our boobs to be lifted up by a flimsy swimsuit.
Oney Cartoons / Via youtube.com
Because underboob sweat-stains are horrifying, uncontrollable works of modern art.
CTV